DH: I'm telling you right now, you can't have a blog.
TS: What do you mean, I can't have a blog? You're not the boss of me.
DH: What are you doing?
TS: I'm writing all this down for the blog.
DH: Don't write it down!
TS: What, are you afraid that someone's going to find it?
DH: You're running out of ink. Even your pen knows when to give up.
TS: I'll let you review everything before I post it.
DH: Then nothing will go in it.
TS: I said "review," not censor. You have no veto power.
DH: Who's going to read this stuff?
TS: People all over the world will bookmark it.